It all started with a simple use of the “quality control opener” at Whole Foods… I walk in, take a little stroll around looking for any potential hotties to lure into my life and as I’m going down the escalator towards the basement level I see a stunning platinum blonde checking out some avocados, awwwww isn’t that cute. And if you know me, you’ll know that I have an insatiable appetite for that little green Hawaiian fruit and that I definitely have an even bigger appetite for tall skinny blondes…
I walk up next to her and say: “HI, I’m with Whole Foods Quality Control and I’m here to rate your shopping experience with us today. Have you been having an average, above average or crappier than average experience so far? She looks at smiling and says: “You’re not with quality control. You don’t work here, there’s no way! Just look at you!” I say, “Oh come lady… You’re like ruining my thing… Just play along.” She laughs even more and says: “Ok… Well since you’re so concerned about my shopping, I think Whole Foods need to change a few things.” I say, “Would little pink shopping carts make you happy… Or how about hiring some more cute boys to help you with you fruit selections?” She’s hooked!
We flirt, laugh and get to know each other. I grab her number, she grabs mine and I leave to go find another.
Fast forward… We actually have been texting for almost 2 1/2 weeks! We’ve tried to meet up so many times and every time she wants to meet up with me I already have a date or I’m outta town on an adventure. But our texting is fun and consistent. She always replies when I text which is one of the best signs you can get from a woman that you are trying to meet up with and I have always sent the last text in our exchanges!
With all the texting going on and the fact that I was ALWAYS busy when she asked me out, I think that this amped up her attraction and curiosity about me even more. There is NO way this chick is used to asking a guy out on a date and him being like “I’d love to squeeze you in but I already have plans those nights.” As a matter of fact, I’ll bet that this girl has never even had to ask a guy out. Now that I think about it, I don’t think I asked her out once during that whole two weeks of texting… I’m pretty sure it was always her… I admire her determination to meet up with me and I’m thinking that our date when it finally happened would just be a formality to get out of the way so we could have sex with each other…
Finally we decide on a day to meet up. This is where I’ll give you some examples of my text game.
The day of our meet-up we’re texting crazy all day as usual. She sends me this text:
Her: What’s the plan stan?
Me: (instantly) Who is this?
Me: Ummmm – isn’t in my phone contacts?!?!
Her: Are you kidding?
Me: (30 mins later) No… My name is Glenn not kidding. Now I know you have the wrong number!
Her: Seriously… What’s going on?
Me: (20mins later) Of course I’m joking dork! I can’t believe you fell for that!
Her: lololol I totally kinda thought you were serious.
Me: dead air… and be reminded that is all happening around 5pm right when she’s getting out of work and is also trying to figure out what time we’re meeting up. I still haven’t answered that her on that question yet.
Her: When and where are we meeting? I’m just trying to figure out what to wear.
Me: (20mins later and I’m sure this driving her fucking crazy) Don’t kill yourself trying to look good for me. Just look super HOT so we match! (still haven’t answered her as to when and where yet)
Her: So where and when?
Me: dead air
Me: meet me at the corner of 17th and irving at 9:00
Her: that’s perfect.. see you then. 8)
I got there a little early which is not typical of me. I usually try to be about 10mins late. But, oh well! I’m standing there waiting and she shows up looking like a playboy bunny… So hot! Her platinum hair is perfect, she’s wearing all black with skinny jeans and bright fluorescent orange, 4inch high-heels… Yummmmmmmy!
We walk to a little bar just around the corner, grab a little table with a couch and start talking laughing and just having fun. But… Something was off!
I tried to figure out what it was… It was really starting to bother me. She was giving me the worst body language, she was always too far away for me to kino good, she wasn’t giving me any of the typical IOI’s… I was so confused as to whether or not she was sexually attracted to me. Our convo was great and she was laughing the whole time and shared a lot about her life with me but I just couldn’t read her.
I found myself in very unfamiliar territory with this girl… I started to break rapport and disqualify her from me a little bit to see if that would get her chasing more or change her body language but nope… I was literally stumped.
At one point I was just going to kiss her to find out if she was into me but I knew that if she did like me and I made my move on her like that it may turn her off and get me blown-out. The right moment to kiss her never came. This sucks!
I started to feel some old beliefs come up. One’s that I haven’t experienced in years… Believe it or not, because I didn’t know what to do I was going to just give up?!?! This was very confusing to me because I haven’t acted or thought this way in years! But deep down I knew that if I didn’t find out for certain if she was sexually attracted to me and just went home because I gave up I would be up all night long trying to figure out what I did wrong, or trying to figure out why I couldn’t read her and I’d be killing myself emotionally trying to figure everything out. I’d go back through all of my texts and try to see if i was friend-zoned somewhere along the way… The thought of spending my night like this instead of having sex with this woman was horrible and rather than give up I was like fuck that… She’s either going to sleep with me tonight or she’s not.
I decided to raise her state her a little by grabbing the check and taking a little stroll down the street where my plan was to get her laughing, start kino-ing and then just pin her to a wall and start kissing her but on our little stroll to kissing-ville, she once again was closed off! Fuck me harder!
Know, I know that I could have always gone for the kiss but her perception of me through our first meeting at Whole Foods, flirting and texting was of a man that is very experienced and if I bust out a kiss with some bad timing it would do more damage than good… So, I was biting my tongue as to when I should do it.
I said to myself… I’ve been on hundreds of dates and I know when it’s just not working and even though I can’t figure her out, she’s still hanging with me loving it so she must like me… It’s now or never, this is taking way too much time! I ask her if she likes beer? She says that she loves beer. I said, “Great… I know a really cool spot to grab a beer. Let’s go” I put my hand up in the air and hail a taxi.
We get in and I give the driver the address to my apartment. We arrive, she pays the fare and we go in… She’s totally into it! I finally got my long awaited answer!
Needless to say, we pop open a beer, put some music on and get nasty! No LMR at all! Ahhhhhhhhh… Platinum blonde with high heels and luscious green-eyes in my arms with no clothes on! Paradise really!
After all of these years of learning female psychology and after all the women I have been lucky enough to have had in my life it was really strange for these old feelings to come up and when they came up it felt exactly the way it used to. It was equally as challenging for me to bust through them and facilitate the pull… But I guess it’s got to happen once and while, right?
It’s always better to get the answer your looking for than to go to bed wondering! I can’t speak for all the men and women reading this but I will never again tolerate not knowing what a woman’s situation is. I will find out no matter what it takes if she’s in or if she’s out.
The moral here would be if in doubt, find out!
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