Good ol’ shit tests. You gotta love them. When passed, you can see attraction go through the roof! Her pussy gets wet and tingly. You just told her that you ARE the man who is gonna ravish her from head to toe. When failed… You are almost certainly put into the chump category along with all the other undesirables. If anyone needs an explanation of what a shit test is, just ask and I will explain it but for now, I wanna tell you a little story and see how you would handle a certain “SHIT-TEST!”
A good friend of mine Eric-Disco has a great blog called ApproachAnxiety.com and he recently had a post about a chick he went out on a date with that was a master at putting guys into the friend-zone! As I was reading his field-report he spoke of a shit test that was given to him and I said to myself, Hmmmmmm, I wonder how the readers of my blog would handle this and what a great post this would be. I’m sure you guys won’t let me down!
Here’s her shit test:
“I’m weird. I normally hang out with guys for like a year and then all of a sudden we start to get sexual.”
Ok… Let’s hear your responses to this obvious shit test! Even if you are not sure what to say, please give it a try. Hey you never know, you just may hit the nail on the head! And where else are you going to get free advice on how to handle her shit tests?
I can’t wait to hear your responses…
here are a few of what I would have said to her.
“Wow…. You must be really horny!”
“Well, you must be really good at giving blow-jobs”
“I guess you must have a lot of batteries” (alluding to her vibrator)