The other night I went out on a date with this super cute chick I met online. I’ve been really working on my online game lately and getting about 4-6 lays a month. It’s been a great experience, it’s like a total freebee! I’m starting to like sleeping with chicks I meet online. I figure if I could meet 3-5 women a month with a cold approach and meet another 5 or so online, I’ll be sleeping with about 10 new women a month.
So, I’m out with the little fashionista grabbing drinks and we’re hitting it off big time. Lots of kino, flirting and some heavy eye contact. We went to 1 place for drinks and usually if things are good I’ll go for the pull after about 2hrs and NO longer. Either she’s going to take some clothes off or she isn’t at that point.
When I think she’s ready to bounce to my place, I go for it! And NOPE! She’s not leaving… What?? Who is this girl and who does she think she is?
I figure, ok, I need to put some more time in and maybe some more comfort. We chat, relate, I escalate and it’s all good. I suggest leaving again and she declines. I tell her, I’m getting bored and wanna go somewhere else. She orders another drink!?!?!?!? Damn…
It’s now been about 4 hrs in this place… This is taking way too long….
When she is done with her drink, I stand up and grab her jacket and say come on! She agrees! YAYYYYYYY…
We get back to my place and start making out pretty heavily and I start to take her shirt off when out of nowhere she starts crying! WOW!!!!
I’ve never had this happen before and they definitely weren’t tears of joy with the fact that she was wrapped up in my arms topless…
Turns out, she just got out of a serious relationship of 4 years about 2weeks prior and was dumped out of nowhere and to make matters worse her X dumped her to marry some girl he was cheating on her with! She was an emotional wreck.
Part of me, the PUA side wanted to see if I could pull it off with her but I decided to just send her on her way with some encouraging words and ample amounts of Kleenex tissues for the tears and snot dripping out of her nose! I hope she’s ok…
But, this is supposed to be a Lay Reprot, right? It is… It’s coming right now!
Earlier that day, I received a wink from some chick online. I winked back and then she emailed me. Her email was like one sentence. Super short but it doesn’t always have to be long! I busted on her long email and said, “You’re timing sucks! I’m leaving town tomorrow for a month(which is true) so either we have to wait to hang or do something crazy!”
She emails back and says… I’m crazy! With her phone number.
During the day I texted her
Me: You’re definitely crazy!
her: Nothing for almost 3 hrs
Her: Who is this?
Me: Wrong answer. good bye!
Her: 3hrs later she writes- Confused!
Me: I noticed
Her: at 1:00am while I’m with this girl- Glennnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!
Her: Called me twice while I’m with this girl
Me: Crying girl leaves my place, so I pick up the phone and call this chick. She answers.
We talk for about 3 minutes and we figure out she lives right around the corner. I tell her, I’m coming over. She says NO. I say too late… I’m already leaving my house, what’s your address? She says, ok come over, but you have to bring me some candy. I buy some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Sour Patch Kids. lolol
I ring her buzzer and go up to her place. She answers the door in just some lingerie and bright red lipstick on!
Now, I’ve NEVER had this happen from online so quick before so I’m kinda in uncharted territory here. I’m asking myself, do I need to talk to her a bit or do I just start fooling around with her?
We sit on her couch and I tell her I feel over dressed and start taking my clothes off, she helps, I guess there’s no need to keep talking. We make out and she’s an ok kisser but not great. As we’re making out she says, “Do you wanna go to my bedroom?” and guess what I say???? hahahaha
We go in, get naked, fool around, fuck and I cum all over her tits. She gets up and goes into the shower to leave me alone and when she comes out, I’m totally dressed. It’s like 4am and I need to be up for work at 9am and then I was leaving town right after. I was not about to stick around any longer… She looks at me and says, I guess you’re going and gives me hug!
And that was that! The fastest pull I’ve ever had from online! We literally had like 6 texts and a 3minute conversation!