LR: How to get the girl next door…. HB9 Best Blow job EVER!!!

Ahhhh, there’s is nothing like using your hard earned skills to pick up and seduce a hottie who lives on your block for some of the most outrageous sex I’ve had in years!

Funny but I’ve been living on my block for a little while now and I haven’c come across not one single hot woman yet. Here’s my little ritual. Wake-up, usually earlier than I’d like to. Make some coffee, put some clothes on, fix my hair and go out front for a breath of fresh air! Day after day, even at 8:30am I’m on the look out for a real beauty walking down my street  to share my wonderful positive attitude and morning coffee with. But day after day… NOTHING! Until now!

There I was standing outside as usual thinking my day would be just like all of my other days on my front steps when I start taking a sip of my coffee and I see her. Long wavy black hair, blue eyes, pale skin, tattoo’s on her chest, killer high heels, leather jacket, bright red lipstick and a SMOKIN’ HOT BODY. I rub my eyes to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I’m not! She’s coming towards and she’s not a mirage! SHIT!!!! I’m not prepared. What do I say? Nothing is coming to mind. She’s getting closer and my mind is still blank. SHIT! Now what? I’m Glenn P, voted one of the worlds best pick up artists and I have nothing to say? How ironic! Somebody help me. Shit! She’s even closer. If I don’t open my mouth now it’ll be years before I get this opportunity again on my street. I’ve been waiting for this magical morning moment for what seems like forever to happen and I don’t have anything to say??? SHIT! She’s right in front of me. OPEN YOUR MOUTH NOWWWWWWWWWW!

Me: (loudly) Oh My God! You are like the worst neighbor ever! (I didn’t even know if she was my neighbor but saying something was better than saying nothing and then having to stand out on my street every morning hoping to see her again to have another opportunity.  Which I would’ve because she was pretty damn hot.)

Her: (in a whiney voice) Whyyyyyy?

Me: Well. Aren’t new neighbors supposed to bake cookies or a cake for the hottest boy on the block? Now that I think about it, I’m kinda mad at you for being so shy!

Her: I’ve seen you out here for years and you’ve never said hi to me! (Years????? I’ve never seen her before. Hmmm)

Me: Don’t avoid the question. Where are my cookies? And I never say hi to a girl. They just kinda always say hi to me. Why are you trying to be so different? Are you shy?

We flirt pretty hard core. It’s so on between her and I. She is ultra attracted to me and I am definitely attracted to her. Now, here’s when I start running real game on her. Flirting is easy but running real game to me is about solidifying the interest and attraction that I have generated as well as becoming tactical in where I want the conversation to go. As I’m flirting with women I have developed an amazing ability to start to think and to strategize. So, even though my mouth is saying one thing, my mind is doing something completely different.

I do some qualifying. She’s completely surrendering to my qualifications. She’s pretty sassy and very hot and her game reflects this. The shit tests start coming. Her and I are locked in a slight mental battle. It’s fun, challenging and I’m getting turned on by her but there is no way she can win this. I live for these types of girls. Now normally I would’ve screened for a lot more logistics but she already told me she’s seen me around for years which says to me that she’s always noticed me and if she’s noticed me on my block, she’s seen some of the women I hang out with. If she’s seen some of those women she has to be very intrigued by the guy on the block who bangs all these hot chicks. I could’ve tried to find out about her job situation but that was obvious. She was dressed up and it was 8:30am. Duh! What I started doing was trying to keep her around talking for as long as possible to test how high her compliance was. I could tell by her body language that she was going to be late for work or needed to rush but it was fun keeping her invested so much that she wouldn’t leave. Basically she was risking getting into trouble at work or being really late for the opportunity to flirt and connect with me. Isn’t that sweet?!

We talk for about twenty minutes. I ask her if she has ever planned to finally get up the courage one day to ask me out! She says, you’re supposed to ask me out. I tell her how about this. “I’ll ask you out but ONLY if you bake me the cookies you owe me!” She says, “Deal!” I say cool… “Gimme your number and I’ll shoot you a text later when I finally wake up! How’s Saturday nite for you?” She says… “That works. Where are you taking me? “I tell her, “Lemme see my mood on Saturday. But…Wherever we go just make sure you look hot… So that we match.”

Later that day we did some pretty heavy texting.

Day 2-Saturday… I wake up and I’m feeling kinda sick. Not too feverish but definitely a little stuffy. I was seriously considering canceling on this chick but I decided I’d let her know I wasn’t feeling to great but I was almost 100% sure I can still go out. As the day goes on I’m just getting really lazy and tired. She sends a few texts asking me how I’m feeling. I tell her, “Still feeling groggy so we might have to take it easy. Maybe a bite to eat(because I haven’t ate anything all day. I hate dinner’s with chicks and never do them but there is always an exception. It was her lucky day!).”  She says… “That’s fine. Get some rest, you’re gonna need it.”

She comes over and looks insanely hot. Black mini skirt, fake eyelashes, tons of make-up, 5inch heels, stockings…. I was like wow am I really going out with this girl tonight? She’s so hot! We decide to grab some Sushi.

We get to the Sushi restaurant and place our orders. My appetizer comes in like 3 seconds. I say to her… “Wow, that was so quick. What was that like, 2 minutes?” She says, “I think less”. I say, “That reminds me of myself in the bedroom.” She laughs and says, “Oh, realllly?” I say…”Yeah. Well I just figured I’d put that out there at the beginning of our date , so if we go home with one another later there’s no surprises!” She spits out her water laughing…

We had some awesome conversation and laughed with each other pretty hard. We get the check and as we’re leaving the Sushi place I tell her “Listen, hanging out with you is really fun and I want to spend some more time with you but I can’t go to a bar or club tonight I’m just too out of it. Let’s get some beers and just go to my place and play some music and talk shit about The Jersey Shore(Jersey Shore is a popular reality TV show here in America). She says, ok.

There we are hanging out at my place, sipping on some Corona’s, having an awesome time when she just gets up out of nowhere and straddles my lap and starts making out with me. Normally, I make that happen and we were only at my place for about 10-15 mins when she did this. But it’s not like I’m going to object to her sexual advances.

So, there we are making out and it’s getting pretty hot. I grab her by the back of her hair and start kissing and biting her neck when she stops kissing me and just starts staring into my eyes and says “I like it when you’re rough”. I say “Oh yeah? You just got yourself into a lot of trouble.” She says “Did I(in a serious voice. She didn’t exactly know what I meant by what I said which I thought was pretty obvious)?” And I say ” You sure did!” and start to get really rough with her. The nastier I get the more she’s getting into it!

This is where I get blown away(Literally)! I’ve got her pinned up against the wall with her tits pressed up against a mirror on my wall. Her hands are tied behind her back and her ass is bright red from being smacked so hard. As she’s pinned up against the wall I gave her a “Deep Spot Orgasm- thank you David Shade! She quirts all over my hand. She turns around and screams… “Fucking untie me right now” I untie her and she throws me on my couch and starts to give me the best blow-job I’ve ever had. This girl was the blow job expert of experts. I’ve had 100’s of BJ’s but nothing like this. At one point I found myself covering my face with my hands because I smiling so fucking hard. It was insane. She sucked my dick for almost an hour!@#$%^* I’m in LOVE!!! lolol

After blowing me she starts spitting all over my cock(I know what’c coming next. She’s getting it wet so it will slide int her pussy) and she sits on my cock. I fuck the hell out of this girl for hours. It got pretty nasty. I love it. At one point I was fucking her from behind against my mirror and I start spitting on the mirror and have her lick it up off the mirror pretending it’s my cum and then I’d smear her face in! She was fucking loving it and then tells me to cum in her mouth. It’s been about 2 1/2 hours of sex now so I pull it out of her pussy and tell her to start sucking it. I start chocking/gagging her with my cock, her eyes are watering, mascara is running down her cheeks and I slap her face with it a few times. I start telling her that I wanna hear her beg for my cum and tell her to say… “I wanna swallow every drop of your cum.” She eagerly does what I ask. I blew the biggest load ever in her mouth and she swallowed every last drop. I’m exhausted and we collapse into each others arms. What a night…..

The moral of this story is: Better to say SOMETHING than NOTHING! Hey, you never know.

6 thoughts on “LR: How to get the girl next door…. HB9 Best Blow job EVER!!!

  1. This is like a porno. Why can’t you just have nice sex like normal people? Definitely creative though. I’d put you up against anyone in the “find some nasty shit to make a chick do” game.

    • Grossest porn shit ever! I’m very ashamed!

      But it’s this type of behavior that’s turned the chicks into lifelong partners…
      It usually turns them into sex addicts with me… Which is both a blessing and a curse!

      Ps… I luv you JakeP…
      Maybe the “P” in GlennP could stand for porn?
      What does your P stand for???

  2. Porn shit for sure. Lifelong partners huh? You just mean fuck buddies I’m guessing. Still recommend this for people that are actually looking for a relationship? I’m hoping to find someone to settle down with.

    • When I say lifelong… I tend to be able to keep women around for years whether it be on a regular basis or just a fuck buddy status. Even when I decide I am not going to see them anymore most women will contact me months or even years later to see them again. The sex was just that great. I treat women in the bedroom the way they WANT and DESIRE to be treated. If you are not familiar with this please check out David Shade(he talks extensively about just this topic). There is NO SUBSTITUTE for being a woman’s best lover.

      To the average guy it might seem that I am demoralizing or mean but to women I have the opportunity to sleep with I am their sex guru. They can turn to me to be their sexual partner who allows them to fully release any and all inhibitions without the fear of judgement.

      AND YES! I full endorse this type of sexual behavior if you are looking for a relationship. Women love and need the man to be the man. Women will cheat or lose interest in you if you are not the man in the relationship and the best way to establish who you are in that relationship will be in direct relationship to the sexual experiences that you and her share.

      Most men, when they find a woman they want to settle down with will tend to just “Make Love” to that woman, lots of NICE SEX! They treat her like some expensive vase, scared to break it. They’re scared of losing her, scared to keep being the man in the bedroom and use the excuse that “Oh, we had great sex in the beginning but she doesn’t like that anymore, we are way to serious for that”. BULLSHIT!

      Now, nice sex(once and a while) has it’s place in every relationship but never underestimate the power of an explosively hot, dominated sex life! Women love to be the submissive one when it comes to sex. They are far more perverse and have crazier fantasies than men will ever have. Just pick up any female romance novel and you will see. You can still be dominant with a woman while you are “Making Love”.

      If if someone is reading this post(JakeP was just busting my balls) truly thinks it is “porn” then they need to take my advice that much more and get a better understanding of what really turns women on and how to be a better lover!

  3. “I was like wow am I really going out with this girl tonight? She’s so hot!”

    I love still having this response, still being wowed by a girl you go out with. Even though you know it’s going down, a part of you still thinks “how the hell is this happening!” Game and alphaness well applied, that’s how!

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